Adam's Allnighter

So, a quick question...

When is a sleepover not a sleepover?

They certainly look asleep to me.

I guess when teenaged boys are involved, the terminology changes.

So does the food consumption.

Behold, the carnage...

The final tally:

12 cans of soda

2 liters of Mountain Dew

3 large pizzas

1 box of Twinkies

1/2 pan of triple layer brownies

2-3 bags of chips

Can I have their metabolisms, please?

I can feel my arteries snapping shut as I sit here
listing all the junk they ate.

ew.

I made sure I woke these sleeping handsomes up
for a (somewhat) decent breakfast:

8 slices of bacon

2 quarts of orange juice

12 slices of french toast

And then they went back for leftover pizza.

You're killing me, guys.